This doesn't mean that I approve of Erdoğan but when Boris wrote the limerick about the goat, I felt he was a little hard done by. So I wrote this:

Erdoğan's Revenge

There was a young fellow called Bóris.
Caught messing with Carrie's clitóris.
When taken to task,
He said, "Why do you ask?
We're having our erotic satóris."

But when it came his turn to let'er,
What he said was bound to upset'er.
"Good gracious", he wrote,
"She's worse than a goat,
Old Erdoğan truly faired better."

All Trussed Up

My limerick about Liz Truss is, and will now remain, unfinished. As it stands, it is un­printable, since it involves soft English cheese and the Turnip Taliban.

Rishi Sunak didn't inspire me to write a limerick about him.

I did, however, write an extremely rude one about Priti Patel. Notwithstanding, I don't have the heart to publish it since I think that her immature Draconian policies must be a result of her still suffering from acute PMT.

Of course, as Boris himself might say, this page is simply satire, which is all done in the best possible taste.

© 12 January 2022 to 03 January 2023 Robert John Morton